Category Archives: WILD KERMIT FLAIL

In Which Kia Makes A Fool Of Herself

So, this is the part where I go all fangirly for JUST A MINUTE, I promise. Kia’s Brain:  You?  No, I’d never have dreamed of such a thing. Kia: YOU HUSH.  I hide it well.  Most of the time. Kia’s Brain: … Continue reading

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In Which Kia Procrastinates

GUYS. I am moving across country NEXT WEDNESDAY. My car still needs its tires rotated. My bedroom is a disaster area. I have four loads of laundry to do. I still haven’t found my Social Security card. I still have … Continue reading

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In Which Kia Fails At Doors

Kia’s Brain: Dude. It’s a door. It is a negative space in which one traverses in order to move from one defined area into another. THERE IS NO WAY TO FAIL AT THEM. Kia: Oh yeah? Have you forgotten the … Continue reading

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