Kia’s Brain: So this Loremaster idiocy you’ve inflicted on us…
Kia: It isn’t idiocy, it’s Nerdpoints! And a shiny title!
Kia’s Brain: It IS idiocy. Do you KNOW how long it’s going to take you to finish all that nonsense?
Kia: Hey, I’m already done with Eastern Kingdoms! And look! I got to punch Deathwing in the face!
Kia’s Brain: Okay, yeah, that was fun.
Kia: YEAH IT WAS! And remember how we leveled Kia to begin with? How we leveled her ENTIRELY through questing ONLY in Kalimdor? Not even a single dungeon? It means that Kalimdor is nearly done as well!
Kia’s Brain: Your excessive perkiness is getting on my nerves. Have you LOOKED at what’s left to do in Northrend yet?
Kia: Okay, so there’s still a bit left to do…
Kia’s Brain: A BIT? Hello, Outland.
Kia: Yes, well…
Kia’s Brain: And let’s talk about the fact that you’ll raid at the drop of a hat. ANY hat, held by ANYONE. Even the freaking ugly hunter hats.
Kia’s Brain: FOUR. TIMES. IN. A. ROW.
Kia: But the dying in lava gave me a funny picture!
Kia’s Brain: But… you died. In lava. FOUR TIMES.
Kia’s Brain: She CAN be taught!
Kia: And OSM raids HARDLY count, anyway.
Kia’s Brain: You are RUNNING the OSM raids. OF COURSE they count.
Kia: Nah. That’s just loling at stuff until it falls over.
Kia’s Brain: I lol at you all the time. When are YOU going to fall over?
Kia: So I don’t know why you’re so hung up on this Loremaster business. I bet it isn’t gonna take nearly as long as you think it is. In fact, I bet…
Kia’s Brain: DON’T SAY IT
Kia: …if I push it, I can probably…
Kia’s Brain: Don’t you do it. You’re going to kill us both.
Kia: …finish in another couple of weeks.
Kia’s Brain: /facepalm
Kia: Is it even POSSIBLE for you to /facepalm?
Kia’s Brain: You have Solted us in the worst possible fashion. In public. Now we are NEVER going to finish Loremaster, and you will have only yourself to blame.
Kia: Pfffft. You’re such a pansy.
Kia’s Brain: I hate you so hard.