In Which Kia Needs A Distraction

Kia’s Brain: So, why are you bothering to finish the last level of that bloody shaman when pandas are out in less than twelve hours??

Kia: I need a distraction.

Kia’s Brain: There’s like a thousand things that you could be doing instead.

Kia: Oh?  Like what?

Kia’s Brain:  How about the dishes in the sink, like an adult, since neither you nor Chris will be moving for the next 48 to 72 hours?

Kia: Meh.

Kia’s Brain: Or going to the bank, like an adult, so that you can finally get your Tennessee driver’s license?

Kia: EVEN BIGGER MEH.

Kia’s Brain: Okay, fine, you want to hang out in WoW?  How about all the stuff that you could be doing to get ready for launch?  Like farming up some mats to get ten or so leatherworking points right at launch?  Or maybe maxing out your artifacts, reason same for archaeology?  Or… I know!  You could clean out your damn bank.

Kia: I did that already.

Kia’s Brain: …you still have three Spring Rabbits in there.  You are not done yet.

Kia:  But… but… but… I only have one level to go.  One level.  84-85 is not that big of a deal now that it’s been nerfed by half!  I can easily finish it in the next 8 or 10 hours and still have a couple hours to spare to get ready.

Kia’s Brain:  Only if you stop watching the Tudors, for crying out loud.

Kia: We are getting close to the first beheading.

Kia’s Brain: They had the first beheading on like the second episode!

Kia: Okay, the first wifely beheading.  Did you know Anne Boelyn remained Queen of England only a little more than three years after her coronation?

Kia’s Brain: What the hell does any of that have to do with pandas?

Kia: …you’re the one who brought up the Tudors.

Kia’s Brain:  …to my deep chagrin.